Days ratings July 1-5

Days of Our Lives ratings have stayed at a 2.0!  Lets keep watching!!!  Head here to check out the numbers!

-Edward

#DAYS up in ratings!

Days is pulling in a 2.0 Neilson rating!   We are not in last place anymore! #SorryGH!  Head here to checkout the ratings info!

Kristen Dimera vs Jesus Christ!

-Sorry Danifer fans,  I dislike this storyline so much,  I'm not even going to write about them!  #SorryAboutIt.

-Kristen pays a visit to the preacher man who was having pre-rape thoughts of Kristen disguised as the French lady.   Kristen keeps taking in circles to Eric who is clueless about what she is taking about.   Ciara and her poor kid friend come to see Father Eric about the new school.   Eric leaves with them and tells Kristen she can stay for the reception if she wants.   Kristen then throws down with Jesus.   I'm pretty sure she won that fight.   It was epic!

-Will and Sonny talk about him going out.  Will wants Sunny to have a life outside of being a teen dad wannabe.   He seems to be pushing Sonny toward Brent.

-The new queen and king Dimera have sex.  It's hot,  you should watch.

-Adrianne continues to be on the "I hate everyone train".   She hates Will,  Sami,  and now Justin.  She fights with her rich husband about why it's a bad idea to go up against Stefano Dimera. Watch out Adrianne Johnson,  bring poor isn't fun!   Judi Evans is so attractive for her age.   I hope Days uses her more!  #HotInHer50s

Abby and her two men chat it up at the Brady pub.   I'm bored with this storyline.   Someone bang Abby,  please!   She is sexually frustrated like her mother!   Since Casey is leaving,  we all know she will end up with Cameron (who I think is Stefano's son).  

-Edward

NC17 Days

Days is on fire!   Today, we got a hot Ejami sex scene!

-Ejami was fighting about the takeover of all things Dimera.   Sami is mad that EJ didn't tell her he was going to take everything from Stefano. They get into a heated argument that resulted in EJ bending her over the Living room desk,  then leading her to the sperm stained couch.   It was almost as great as Nicole and Brady's sex scene a couple weeks ago!

-Who cares about Danifer?

-Teresa went to visit Maw Brady before she had a heated conversation with Jennifer.  She said she didn't want to mooch from family and stay in one of the apartments above the pub.   Umm,  someone should tell her we are in a recession, and she is dumb for not staying somewhere rent free.   It was good enough for Sami,  Austin,  and Lucas!

-And now the main event,  Kristen.  As many of you know,  she is my favorite character in Salem (and has been since the late 90s!) She went over see Dr.  Dumbass to see what he knows concerning Eric's blood tests.   Little did she know,  the results were laying right there on the desk for her to snap a picture of.   She soon leaves and meets her low budget Dr Rolf (don't you miss him?)  to see if anything shows up test.   He says nope.   Kristen later keys with her movie editor to see if she had doctored the arc tape.   Kristen heads over to St. Lukes to show the tape to Eric.  

End!

That's all folks!
-Edward

DAYS July 15th Spoilers

Spoilers for the Week of July 15, 2013:

Nicole and EJ butt heads

Kristen attempts to move forward with her latest scheme

Abe gets wind of some trouble at the high school

Brady seeks out vital answers from John

Adrienne makes a most shocking discovery

Credit: National Enquirer

DAYS second quarter ratings growth!

Check out this amazing second quarter growth Days is pulling in!  Great news!  Thanks to all the loyal fans! Click here to see the numbers