01/03/2012

Kristen/Brady/John/Marlena
The show pretty much revolved around these four today.  Brady and John are both in the hospital receiving treatment for beating the hell out of each other. We had another day of shirtless Brady! NuCameron treated Brady and Kayla treated John.  Kristen shows up and taunts Marlena for a few minutes, then the women break away to their men.  Marlena continues to feel bad inside for not telling John earlier that she walked into Brady pounding out Kristen.  Kristen tells Brady for about the 1000th time that they can't be together just to get him going. 

*Photo from Greginhollywood*

Sami/EJ & Father Eric
EJ was putting the moves on Sami while she is working on a new shade of lipstick (my guess would be Slutty Silver) and Father/Brother/Hottie Eric shows up to c*ck block EJ.  I bet EJ was praying Father Eric away.  Eric informs Sami that Brady & John have beat the hell out of each other and it is because of Kristen.  All three head to the hospital.  Marlena tells them what went down and Sami wants to put Brady on blast.  Father Eric stops her and informs her that he and Jesus are going to tell Brady that he is crazy for porking Kristen (Eileen Davidson is so foxy at her age, it's sinful!).  Sami follows Eric out and runs into Kayla.  Kayla then tells Sami that Kristen and EJ are in the waiting room down the hall.  Sami goes after them and tells Kristen off.  She tries to get physical, but little brother EJ holds Sami back for Kristen.  Eric gets shut down by Brady.  Brady is uninterested in talking about Kristen to him.  Sami leaves only to run into Rafe at the Horton Town Square. 

Rafe/Nicole
To be honest, I fast forwarded past this snoozefest. 

Nicole/Eric
Eric leaves the hospital and heads back to the church only to run into Nicole.  Nicole tries to apologize, but Eric's mind is on something else.  I wonder if he was fondled by an Ape in the rainforest?  Does he like men? Does he have herpes? What the hell is going on that you would want to be a born again virgin the rest of your life when you look like that?

-Edward